Dew Head

One who follows one of the several Mountain Dew centered fan-pages and online communities and is a staunch supporter or dedicated seeker of Mountain Dew in its many forms.
Dew Heads can be found searching local businesses for long departed flavors of Mountain Dew.
One of the best accomplishments a Dew Head can attain is to find a specific flavor that is very rare.
Dew heads can also be found displaying their knowledge of the best flavors of Mountain Dew, however, unlike other fandoms, they are often open to the opinions and passions of their compatriot Dew Drinkers.

A: "I heard Jimmy's one of them Dew Heads."
B: "Yeah, I heard he even works at a Sheetz down the road."
A: "...do you think he could hook me up with some Baja Blast?"

by Balacke July 29, 2020

DEWS

Datable Effeminate White Sissy. Acronym for a tempting trap that you could be seen in public with.

I think china is trying to attack the US with powerful DEWS like Natalie mars.

by 420chanon September 16, 2020

bag dew

the sweat on one's ballsack.

it's so hot out i got a bad case of bag dew.

by mark the shark September 20, 2003

Twitter Dew

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.

Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew

by Icyyy July 17, 2013

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013

Mountain Dew Moment

When two people have the same thought at the same time, as if it were telepathy. The reason for calling it a Mountain Dew moment is because the type of telepathy originated when two found girls both made the same stupid mistake when referring to caffeinated beverage. Instead of thinking about Coffee, Mountain Dew popped into their heads. Therefore creating the Mountain Dew moment.

Kathryn: I was looking at camp pictures a second ago.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.

by RestroomSign October 2, 2011

Dew

Don’t even worry

nigga said he was busy I told him dew abt it

by ootewwwfly October 7, 2023