Detroit Red Wings 

the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players

brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57

Detroit Red Wings by theevilpower December 25, 2005

Detroit Thunder

whilst engaging in anal sex with your partner, begin spinning him/her in cirular manner around the penis while trhusting to create the thunder

I totally gave my roomate's best friend a Detroit thunder on his couch.(a fat chick)

Could you hear that Detroit thunder last night?

Detroit Thunder by Blain Warnack September 21, 2005

Detroit Red Wings 

The worst team in the NHL. The think they're so good with their Presidents Trophy, well they can shove it up their ass. They think they're so gret but they suck ass.

The Detroit Red Wings is so shitty the make the leafs look good.

Detroit Red Wings by Dan69 December 14, 2008

Detroit Dumbell 

Having vaginal sex with a girl then shoving it in her anus and hitting her in the back of the head with a dumbell once she starts to scream, thus knocking the girl unconsious so the man can have peaceful anal sex.

Joel: Dude, I hooked up with Jen last night. She's never been into anal sex.
Billy: How'd you get her to do it, man?
Joel: Simple. I gave her the Detroit Dumbell once she started to scream.

Detroit Dumbell by pinkjjk May 13, 2009

Detroit Red Wings 

Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.

I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.

Detroit Red Wings by HockeyChick June 11, 2005

Detroit Red Wings 

The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves

Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.

(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)

Detroit Red Wings by I hate redwings July 3, 2009

detroit steamer

When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.

I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.

detroit steamer by M-Dogg82 November 25, 2006