Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.

The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective

The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.

I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!

If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.

by Stevie Steel Private Dick May 31, 2021

Not a detective

A very scary dom, who is not to be trifled with.

"Oh look! It's Not a detective! Rumour says he deals out spankings and headpats for those who dare ask" "Oh damn, he is a scary dom!"

by NotNotADetective September 9, 2021

among us detected opinion rejected

when someone is playing the popular game among us and they say an opinion about a question you say: "AMONGUS DETECTED OPINION REJECTED". Or there is a way to add it to a L+ratio list.

You: "Hey bro what u think about skyrim?"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"

by TODO: Learn 100 digits of pi May 4, 2022

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Musty Queef Detection

shhhhh

Mustard Queef? Like the Musty Queef Detection from Tom Clancys: Rainbow Six Extraction

by Gusty Jeep Collection October 30, 2023

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023