daressa

ONE OF THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. SHE CAN COME OFF AS BITCHY SOMETIMES BUT SHE IS A REAL SWEETHEART. SMART AS HELL BUT DOESNT ADMIT IT. SHY UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW HER, AND THEN SHE BECOMES A WEIRDO, BUT LIKE THE CUTE KIND. WHEN SHE FALLS IN LOVE (LIKELY WITH A GIRL) SHE GETS DOE EYED OVER HER WHENEVER SHE CROSSES HER MIND, AND ITS THE BEST THING EVER TO SEE.

Wow, you’re such a Daressa right now.

by $&@“;:) February 13, 2019

Daeson

Daeson is a lacrosse GOD and a great kisser. Also used to describe how epicly awesome something or someone is.

Wow look at that Lamborghini, that's so Daeson.

by Kakashi7 September 20, 2021

daeseo

An absurdly tall Korean man with short jet black hair, he probably likes STEM. Mechanical Engineering.... Artificial Intelligence... something along those lines. He's athletic, a quick learner and very understanding. He eats too much. He also has a massive dick, but its usually flaccid (we may never know it's true potential) and smells of poo-hat. Odd's are he has a friend named Arthur, and a secret lover named DESHAWN.

"Daeseo, what the fuck are you doing you bitch"
"Daeseo, you're too tall"
"Daeseo, look an ass weed"

"Daddy-Daeseo's cooking now, girl"
"Kids, don't talk to strangers, especially not Daeseo."

by McHillBillyHippi June 23, 2022

Maroon Date

A blind date that results in the two people having a one night stand.

I set Kyle up with Virginia, and i havent heard from him since last night, guess it was a maroon date

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

spontaneous date

meeting another person at any location unexpectedly, then hanging out with them for a period of time.

Running into a friend at Noodles and chatting with them for a while. This is a spontaneous date

by Joey Dogggg March 16, 2010

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

Ninten-date

When two or more people make plans to play Nintendo 64 together

Dude wanna come over for a ninten-date later ?

by Fernandes14 September 11, 2013