best damn fucking weed you will ever smoke in your whole entire life and make your dick and balls hurting for a week
Bill: hey chris have you smoke that cryptacunaconalite yet?
Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!
Chris: yeah, my dick and balls still hurt from last week!!!
by Nate Hicks February 18, 2009
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A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.
I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!
by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010
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Not to be used as an adjective as in "this weed is cryptic stench" But its propper use would be "Hey dude, do you got any cryptic stench?" or "Hey i just got some crptic stench"
by sourman420 September 15, 2010
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Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.
by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018
Get the cryptonite mug.A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.
It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.
The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.
It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.
The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.
by El Kal El February 2, 2019
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known for they're thrash metal sound of the late 80's early 90's and even now they sound more thrash then most bands.
known for they're thrash metal sound of the late 80's early 90's and even now they sound more thrash then most bands.
by Jimbo October 22, 2003
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