Crunch Bug

A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.
I have a crunch bug and you don’t do your uncool haha
by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023
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crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk
That (spoiled) milk has crunched up
by karbis_ July 25, 2022
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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 10, 2010
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Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene
She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch
by GianniGod October 06, 2020
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 07, 2010
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Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. March 01, 2022
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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