Cruise Control

Cruise Control is shity MIL

Cruise Control suck balls

by B7RLE December 31, 2022

booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.

My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Cruise ship trash

Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight

Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder

by werdokter April 13, 2024

emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.

Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".

by Emotional Cruiser May 25, 2024

Space-Cruising

Driving while stoned

Yo bro I just went Space-Cruising and had an epiphany

by Fredegunde July 21, 2019

cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015