When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
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Get the Vagina Credits mug.No Dr. K (The therapist who cried on Destiny's podcast became he knows he's complicit in what is happening to me and likely knows that kids were murdered because of it and is potentially afraid that I'm going to murder kids because of it but has been pressure or has deluded himself into going along with it and then cries about it because we know who is right and who is wrong in this instance.)
Hym "I'm not letting you control my behavior or withhold credit from me until you get the behavior you want. My behavior created the AI that you are using and your behavior got those kids slaughtered. I'm not negotiating. I'm don't need to convince you of anything. We both already know who is right and who is wrong. You do not need to control my behavior more that I need that money. If you do not give me the credit... I am just going to murder kids and kill myself. You show up on my doorstep with everything I need. If it takes too long for me to get it... I'm just going to kill them and myself anyway. I don't need therapy and I'm not going to need a 6 pack where I'm going if I don't get the credit. I'm not going to need good habits. You are just trying to subvert my will. Just for the sake of it. You're proving nothing by doing it and you are most certainly taking too long."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Credit mug.Hym "You WANT to remove the 'responsibility' and the credit but you are NOT DOING TO DO THAT and instead you're going to do THIS: You're going to pay for the shit you stole. You're going to give me the credit I deserve. And then your going to use my tax dollars to feed your piece of shit kids. And in doing so, you're going to subtract 1 act of violence from the net total of acts of violence that will inevitably happen throughout the course of history. You could have stopped the other ones but you were too busy arguing about a God you don't believe in. You CAN change the stalking laws. You already have harassment laws. If I didn't already have plenty of evidence that you YouTube fucks don't actually give a fuck about with or not this gets someone other than me killed, I'd already be in prison or dead. You interpretation this correctly. You aren't doing anything other than hiding your own petty obstinacy so you can keep your fucking YouTube following. Stop trying to swindle me. Stop pretending. Act in accordance with the values you purport to have and do it in my direction. Because this isn't it. It isn't teaching me a lesson. It is the thing I said it was in explicit terms."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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Get the intergalactic credits mug.When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
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