The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025

Sayori Social Credit

An emote that Crackanigle (formally known as Mattress) should add to the Doki Doki Fandom or else he has a 1 inch peen

"Hey did Crack add the Sayori Social Credit yet? No? Fucking cringe bro"

by RiverSpacePirate October 28, 2021

Credit Bang

Forming your hand into a flat palm (like a credit card) and breaking through the gooch to form one big slot using repeated stabbing motions, as if trying to insert your card into a faulty bank machine.

1: Credit bang royal rumble?

2: Hell's Yeah!!! (Ace of spades)

"Man, i credit banged that bitch so hard last night..."

by Dibley October 16, 2009

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp October 5, 2015

skeet credit

The prestige of any individual girl's head game. Based a letter grading scale.

Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"

by D. Evans December 1, 2013

not allowed credit

answering prank phone calls, thought you paid your phone bill (wasn't it prepaid, think so ya), hit your head very hard, can't understand where a 20 dollar bill is coming from in the mail, got in a accident and went to a hospital, bill not there when you get home, can't call Att&t to ask about it, don't know the account number, 8 years later not allowed credit.

I'm not allowed credit in the US from working my ass of since I was 13 exceeding goals and USA wants me to die so they think...

I'm not allowed credit.. I come from a family of royals and people that fought in wars, presidentail blood line.... Yep, USA.. Not allowed credit... not allowed to live.. USA, AFRiCANS

by Airabeara February 20, 2011

flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."

Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.

by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018