A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013
The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.
"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"
by Bananahammer August 20, 2009
by laser_fox March 09, 2021
When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together
by L Nuggga July 19, 2007
Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013
by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008
1)old man looking to get in little girls pants...also has a blood fetish
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you
1) Guy: Why is that old guy talking to that four-year-old?
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.
2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.
2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.
by snookiepookie October 23, 2008