Crab Rave

The best meme in the world

Yeah I can watch crab rave again

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

crab lilly

someone who is doesn't get a joke and is a complete ass about it.

fiftycentisthebest is a fucking crab lilly with dreads!

by thwak May 13, 2005

crab hold

The act of grabbing hold of ones nut sack with no intention of letting go.

"Dude Ben just ran up to me and went strait for a crab hold!"

by Ariel Bender March 25, 2004

King Crab

When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together

bitch - "Ow!, that hurts what are you doing!"
dude - "just giving you the king crab"

by L Nuggga September 1, 2007

Crab apple

Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.

Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!

by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Dr. Crab

1)old man looking to get in little girls pants...also has a blood fetish
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you

1) Guy: Why is that old guy talking to that four-year-old?
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.

2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.

by snookiepookie February 27, 2009