Coach-Face

Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.

man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced

by Keith Hart March 24, 2007

codacious

extremely large; huge; mammoth.

Ned screamed when she saw a codacious cockroach.

by ALPWeddings June 8, 2007

conangraysexual

Only being attracted to Conan Gray

I can’t go on a date with you… I’m conangraysexual

by ConanGraylover1998 July 25, 2021

Bench Coach

A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.

Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.

by Richard Kirshen October 27, 2003

sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

by oracle March 12, 2004

Club Conan

Bachelor Pad of men bringing GENTLEMEN back while taking douche bags down one day at a time

Club Conan: Let's go back to Club Conan, land of where chivalry is undead

by Lady Ghirardelli February 7, 2009

nutrition coach

An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.

I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.

by Fresh foodie August 12, 2014