When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
by troubledemon February 10, 2010
Black slabs that run at 2 frames per second, they like deep fried chicken and long walks along the beach.
by Not_Campron December 11, 2020
A computer weasel (noun) - someone who lurks around the IC (or any university library) waiting to pounce onto any stray abandonned computer with all the skill and cunning of a weasel.
A - mate, I swear that guy behind me has been staring at me for the last 20 minutes. its really distracting.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
B - he's a computer weasel, theres not much you can do. He'll get bored soon enough and hunt someone else.
by SUMHC syphilis January 16, 2011
A no0b term used by Kawanu which is a tauran warrior on shadowmoon. It is used to describe having two computers in your room....
by Zach Nate September 19, 2006
by marc September 04, 2003
Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.
A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"
A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"
by Slumdog January 20, 2009
An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.
by El Dollar August 12, 2008