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Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.
Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"
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Climax Coma

The state of semi-consciousness a girl attains after a hefty orgasm(s). Deminished mental capacity, numbness of the legs and feet and involuntary shaking are symptoms commonly exhibited during a climax coma. Water, snacks and snuggles are effective treatments to ease the symptoms as needed.
After screwing her every which way but loose for an hour and a half she was in a complete climax coma.
by hemp_dictionary June 15, 2022
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Coma-Dream

Disagreeing with something stated due to beliefs of something better. "I'm calling coma-dream on that."
"All they would have had to do was to cut back to him in the car at the end of Breaking Bad." "I don't care that they didn't, I'm calling coma-dream. It's better that way."
by Johnny Jump-Up September 30, 2013
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Soma coma

When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.
He was thankfully in a soma coma.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018
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Coma

A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.
victim of a car accident: w-where i am!?
doctor: in a hospital, you were in a coma.
by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019
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Mozen Con La "U" Es La Coma

Mozen Con La "U" Es La Coma
Mozen Con La "U" Es La Coma
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Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.
Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "
by samuwool November 13, 2011
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