COD LOOP

Whenever a new Call of Duty comes out you're just stuck in the hype without being able to formulate your own opinion, with believing every Call of Duty game will be fantastic, howeverit will end up being a shitty product

Wow the past 5 years of COD games have been terrible, too bad I was stuck in a COD Loop

by Kuick June 10, 2019

Cod Caulkins

Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”

“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!

“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”

“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”

“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”

by Musketpacker2848 August 11, 2019

Cod Bukake

When you get shot from every direction in Cod

Omg, i got in a cod Bukake

by Kdisbyisbanyu March 28, 2020

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

COD Bitch

Any one that quick scopes, camps or constantly bitches about their team, but turns out to have the worst ratio in the match.

"That fuckin guy is camping in the corner."
"Mother fucker just a COD bitch."

by Eachmedal7 January 3, 2021

cod-ant

a rogue ant which escapes its colony and reverts to the life of a cod rider. It is a rare creature however it has been spotted riding cods across the colder waters and deeper sea regions throughout the North Atlantic.

The cod-ant travelled gracefully through the water, two minds as one.

by SophTK January 15, 2021

Cod Cockroach

Cockroach for short. Cockroaches are people mostly in modern warfare or call of duty cold war, that attend to use knives all the time or any sort of melee. They attack you and run away and hide. That's why they're called cockroaches. There pretty annoying.

Guy1: bruh these Cod cockroaches are ANNOYING

by Pandaflufity March 15, 2021