hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009

kook-o corker

dull and dorky AUSSIE, though not altogether unpleasant; can crack a decent joke or two, alright for a while but not someone you'd hang out with for too long. (usually through no fault of their own.)

literally means a Kookaburra molester.

nah, she's ok just a kook-o corker;
he's on the rant about league again, typical for a kook-o corker.

by denis mcgavidy June 11, 2006

2 o clocker

somebody who you settle for at the end of the night rather pissed after having no luck all evening

hey john good night last night ? nah fuck all went home with a 2 o clocker fucked off rapid when i woke up

by mdh September 22, 2008

ze cocke

Means cock when you are eating freedom fries.

Damn these are better than ze cocke!

by Jjaden May 23, 2003

Coker

one who dose lots of coke

Damn cokers always on my door step somking crack!

by Inner City April 28, 2003

Cucker

A noun coming from the verb cuck. It is nicer than calling a person cunt, but more intense than calling a person a fucker.

Noun- Dude stop being and cucker and get the ball from the street.

Verb- Get these mother cucking snakes off this mother cucking plane.

by thegreenpembroke April 29, 2013

cacker juice

a drink traditionally drank by cackers ( otherwise known as Lambrini) whilst engaging in sexual intercourse with underaged chavs.

oi Emily dis cackerjuice dnt half ,make u horny!

by wancas April 16, 2005