Classic St.Johns

When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.

Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!

by Antonio Coolio March 14, 2017

Classic darren

Means gay or bent comes from the english footballer Darren bent

That’s classic darren

by Nerdiate June 15, 2018

Classic Carl

Referring to Carl, that one badass friend that everybody has.

Jerry: Carl, you okay bro? Carl?
Carl is dead, Jerry.
Jerry: Classic Carl.

by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018

Classic Bannister

The act of being awful at anything and everything

Tom that was Classic Bannister

by Y0Mum July 17, 2018

classic 500

When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!

Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!

by El Rocko October 11, 2018

classical studies magnet academy

Classical studies is a elementary/middle school. Located in bridgeport connecticut. There are two buildings, the main building and the annex. The annex is pre-k to 2nd grade and the main building is 3rd through 8th grade. The most chaos is at the main building. The principal isn’t the best at her job. They barely have any diversity in their staff. And if you go up to the third floor it ain’t pretty. 8th graders Talking about the most disgusting things such as, and i quote , “dropping the soap”. Half of the 8th grade are no longer virgins. Then we have 7th graders racing eachother down the hallway with pokémon cards. Not to forget the basketball teams are horrendous. There use to be a cheerleading team but because of low money it no longer exists. Last but not least the lunch is absolutely gross. Students have found hair,stables, and even dust in their lunch. This school is also known as CSMA

That place is such a classical studies magnet academy.
Ew that resturaunt taste like the food at classical studies magnet academy.

by Camill Restave January 9, 2019

classic bottom syndrome

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone

I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

by Fameless March 7, 2019