chronic

Possessing high quality, flashy, gawdy.

Yo, man, them rims is CHRONIC!

by A. A. Ron February 25, 2005

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weed: see cannibis, ganja; also a Dr. Dre album

Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say Dre fell off
How? My last album was "The Chronic"

by Dr. Dre January 31, 2002

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chronic causes cor pulmonale diseases

my friend died

by aaron May 29, 2004

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Chronic Masturbator

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit

I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator

by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

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chronically offline

my father

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."

by goldengrahms August 20, 2022

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A Found-footage, Sci-fi, Thriller, Drama film from 2012 about three Seattle high school teenagers who gain Telekinesis through a mysterious gem-like material in a hole in the ground after attending a rave. The Protagonist Andrew Detmer has a shitty life he gets bullied in school, on the streets, abusive father, dying mother, unpopular etc. The telekinesis starts to affect the 3 main character's psyche, with Andrew having the power go to his head and he becomes the "Villain" and with Matt becoming the "Hero" , (Also Steve dies but he probably would've turned a Hero.)

One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.

"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly....and I just think that means something.... I just really think that means something". (Crushes Car) - Andrew Detmer (Chronicle 2012)

by Unicorns and Hellhounds May 26, 2017

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