chode

the area between the dink and the bunghole
christine wanted a chode for lunch, but potter gave her the whole package
by Matt Prosser August 21, 2006
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chode

Penis which is as long as it is thick.
"That fat ass' chode couldnt please a Barbie doll"
by KingdomCum January 23, 2003
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Chode

A male penis which is larger in width than it is length.
My older brother has a chode.
by Bryce July 1, 2004
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Chode

A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long
Ave seen 1
andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure
by Andy June 25, 2004
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Chode

A chode is also someone who totally sucks as a person.
I can't believe that guy lit up a bowl and didn't even ask us to smoke, what a chode!
by skrilla June 17, 2003
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chode

a chode is a penis as long as it is short
and also the subject behind the chode kingdom
a magical place where the chode queen rules
and the only way to get there is to pass over a bridge over the chode creek thats patroled by chode trolls who ask you riddles and thats how choode came to be
"wow dude nice chode whered you get it?"

"duh the chode kingdom"
by nich..? January 12, 2009
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Chode

A Penis That is Wider then it is long or wide as it is long.
Probably the worst thing when you find out you have one.
*Girl gets ready to give guy a bj*
*pulls down his pants and sees a Penis thats wider then it is long*
girl: Oh my god thats a Chode
*guy gets embarassed*
by Evan Rich January 17, 2008
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