Caleb

Caleb is a dream. He is everything you have ever prayed for and wanted in a man. You wish you could explain how wonderful he is but there aren’t enough words to describe him. How you can look into his eyes and never get tired of the colors. You could get lost for hours just searching through his green eyes and never get tired. How the sound of his voice is so calming and warms every part of your heart. How seeing him walk into a room lights up your whole world and makes your heart skip a beat.

Knowing that your heart has waited so long to be loved by someone like him. He’s your dearest friend and your deepest love. He brings out the best in you and makes you a better woman. You can see yourself in every part of his future and you want him in every part of yours.

He has no idea how much you pray for his safety, his well being, his future, and even his day. You hope for nothing but the best for him. No matter how complicated it gets, you are willing to fight for him and stay with him. He not only completes you but he accepts you the way you are.

Philippians 1:3

I love you so much Caleb. ❤️

by Anonymous_love October 24, 2023

Notorious Caleb

–noun

1. A large type of negro which resides mainly in southern Colombia.

I saw that Notorious Caleb while I was hiking, and booked it out of there.

by oHAICALEBWSUP July 29, 2010

Artistic Chalent

When one has the ability to create something utterly horrifying or strange
Originating from me mispronouncing talent and now is a joke

"Wow, I drew something horrifying"
"You have artistic chalent"

by FNAFnerdBonnie September 27, 2017

nitro caleb

A guy who is really bad at video games and needs to get better at them.

“Dude you are so bad like a nitro Caleb!”

by xRisk_Skillzx May 10, 2018

Swiss Chalet

A large Canadian casual-dining restaurant chain owned by Recipe Unlimited (formerly Cara Operations Ltd). It serves entry-level western dishes catered to Canadian style food. Quality and taste is sometimes decent, but often times subpar. Makes for an adequate job for a college student.

Comparable to the American restaurant chains Olive Garden and (less so) Applebees.

Guy 1: I just got a new job at Swiss Chalet!

Guy 2: Nice!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 1, 2020

The Caleb Shuffle

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.

Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...

by Salty Loser January 10, 2022

Benjamin Caleb Argueta

the best man on the planet, get all the women and men, great at parties.

man i would love to have sex with Benjamin Caleb Argueta

by Benok_2.0 February 2, 2022