The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 23, 2018

Dick-Chair

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.

She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.

by Jeen October 1, 2018

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

by KDOG AND NOODLES June 21, 2011