It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Get the Perfect bullshitmug. I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!
by dumb1tch2015 June 9, 2015
Get the Bullshit and Bobblesmug. Idk tbh, but my boyfriend told me to knock off my "chippy bullshit" and it hurt and was rude as hell😊
by Trashynotclassyabbey December 21, 2017
Get the chippy bullshitmug. by Exdink April 7, 2017
Get the Felonious bullshitmug. by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021
Get the Javi-bullshitmug. A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
Get the backseat bullshitmug. your friend: Yeah, I landed that tre flip like five times yesterday
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip
by Bill bob bo G. snizza d December 9, 2008
Get the bullshit flipmug.