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porn block

While on the computer whacking it to porno, one of your friends on AIM randomly i/ms you saying "hey, yo, w^, etc." and takes your mind off the porn and totally blocks you.
Yo man, seth what are you doing, my away is up and you keep on i/ming me while i'm trying to jack it! God damn porn block!
by John Knox September 26, 2007
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jizz blockers

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.
Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.
by novimoto January 3, 2009
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Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.
Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.
by le1 March 8, 2008
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Roc Block

ROC BLOCK is 78th block on the EastSide of Chicago which is 150 as 300 is to oblock
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cock blocked

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.
"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."
by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005
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block

A technique used in social networking when one doesn't want to communicate with a particular person any more. Usually involves going to the residence or workplace of the offender and beating their face in with a cinder block.
"Jerry was really getting on my nerves so I had to block him. He's in hospital now."
by Waldo L.S October 12, 2012
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Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.
dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!
by carleoj79 January 11, 2011
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