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Bless You

After Jizzing in ones mouth, you punch him/her on the nose gently causing him/her to sneeze out your liquid romance and you proceed to say "Bless you!!"
Bob: Dude..how was last night??
John: It was great! I made her sneeze my cum out through her nose.
Bob: Did you say bless you?
John: And she said thank you
by T_Rexor September 24, 2011
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jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong
Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing
by JCJ August 8, 2006
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bless up fam

What stupid people say to each other now that recently cool things they used to say are no longer cool.
"What up, B?"

"We don't say that anymore, we say 'Bless up fam'
by wackster03 May 11, 2016
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Blessed

Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.
Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!
by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008
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Blessee

A young woman who's a gold-digger. She gives sex to the blesser (a sugar daddy) in return to being showered with expensive gifts, island vacations and a lot of money.
Kenny Kunene is a blesser, he bought his blessee an Aston Martin.
by xavi08 May 31, 2016
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Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.
Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.
by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020
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good morning god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).
Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"
by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018
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