dick biter

A guy who makes fun of another guy for bitching out on his friends to spend time with his girlfriend.

''Your a bitch for going to see that movie with your gf instead of having a circle jerk with us!'' ''Bro why do you have to be such a dick biter all the time?''

by The WeedMan December 9, 2008

bitterbittermale

-Someone that is the carlo to LOX
-a true romantic
-a good friend
-madd skilz at needlepoint
:)

"CARLO AND LOX SITTIN IN A TREE

k-i-s-s-i-n-g."

by alicia July 14, 2004

bittersweet

A. Description of the 9-11 attacks by Joe Biden.

B. A totally inappropriate word to describe the September 11th attacks.

Voter: "Man, I sure hope Biden doesn't say something stupid again."
Joe Biden on 9-11: "It is a bittersweet moment for the entire nation.."
Voter: (slaps self on forehead)

Person A: "Thinking about 9-11 makes me realize how bittersweet the whole thing is."
Person B: "You're a total moron, there's nothing sweet about it!"

by GeneRickyShaw September 12, 2012

ankle-biter

A person who you briefly dated, who won't let go of the relationship; similar to when a small dog bites your pant leg and can't be shaken off.

Kelly can't take a hint, she continues to call me - she's such an ankle-biter

by dating expert September 7, 2007

Pillow-biter

Used in conjunction with calling someone a father-fucking queer, usually non-consensually. Used in reference to the fact that the boy bites his pillow whenever he hears his father open the door.

Did you see the newspaper? Philip over there is actually a pillow-biter, his mom caught his dad pounding him doggie last night.

by Saldeas December 2, 2011

Bitter bitch

My girlfriends ex

You’re so ‘over her’, but you’re still acting like a bitter bitch.

by Upgradeduh June 15, 2018

Bitseat

A person that wants to be asleep by 8:00 PM despite a fabulous event they are at and/or ruins parties by yawning often.

drowsey downerparty-pooper

Don't be such a Bitseat, it's only 8:15!
Stop Bitseating it's still early.

by ETWonderWoman February 4, 2020