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member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina
that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017
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fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.
friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.
by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023
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Bender

En medlem av 9d
”Varje person i klassen 9D var en bender, tur att de gått ut!”
by Zuzipussy February 26, 2020
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Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018
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Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters
I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.
by Monoculi February 13, 2023
mugGet the Bender neutralmug.

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
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Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death
1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”
by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019
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