Bendering

The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos

Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning

Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday

Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off

by queenjavs June 28, 2019

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

bender

a hockey player who is absolutely terrible at hockey, and their ankles bend when they skate requiring them to rape their ankles.

eh johnny you see this kid he can’t even skate

(johnny) yeah buddy kids a bender

by pods29 November 29, 2019

Twisty Bender

Someone on a controlled substance that has a Chronic urgency of erratic movements that every notice. Commonly due to chronic use of metamfetamine.

Oh, shit did you see that Twisty Bender in line at Mc Donalds.

by DrillerMiller69 June 11, 2019

Bender

Usually a hockey player who sucks ass and have there ankles usually bent

Man Travis Pritt is such a bender hahahaha

by Panchipanch01 June 12, 2019

Bender

One who sucks at hockey

“Groppenbacher from top-house sigma chi is a bender”

by SigmaChiLegend August 12, 2019

Bender

In Australia, a term for doing loads of drugs over multiple days

“Hey you wanna come out this weekend?”

“No chance I’m still getting over last weeks bender.”

by JimmyRecard23 August 19, 2019