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spotted beaver

A vagina/pussy that is covered with freckles
Guy 1: "Dude, did you sink it last night?"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"
by Hunter Beavers November 21, 2011
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Beaterdeens

Damn brah last night I was kickin it wit Maile... You Beaterdeens?
by BEATERDEENBOI!! December 22, 2009
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Beaver Pelt

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).
Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.
by Respn April 22, 2017
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real beaner hours

Like real nigga hours except to not offend niggas by not saying real nigga hours
by azomioff January 14, 2018
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Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.
Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.
by DLE101 February 20, 2010
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beater

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.
Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine."
BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?"
Arsehole: "$30,000."
BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."
by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003
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beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".
when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.
by Jamoca May 5, 2003
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