Qualicum Beach

Town on Vancouver Island, BC. There's only two types of people who live there old people in the retirement homes and natives on the reserves. They don't allow any big name stores in the town, so if your looking for some McDonalds then go else where.

"You would think Qualicum Beach would have a McDonalds by now, with all the old people and natives it would be a huge success!"

by Louie Kay March 12, 2007

dog at the beach

similar to "out of sight, out of mind", but slightly more insulting. Refers to someone who is your best friend/romance when with you, but seems to forget your existence when not in your company. Came from a trip I took to the beach with my dad and our family dog. I asked if the dog remembered going to the beach when he was a puppy. My dad said, "He probably remembers being here before when he's here, but when we go home, he doesn't remember coming to the beach."

Bill is really sweet and attentive when I see him, but he never calls or emails me. He's a total dog at the beach.

by Nerdy_girl May 27, 2010

beach giraffes

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022

beach haven

the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.

Friend: ugh i wish i had a beach house in beach haven!

Me: yea lol that place is THE shit

by damchicka March 12, 2018

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

claytona beach

Claytona beach is a pretty litty person that is pretty good at baseball and is a really good friend. (Can you guys please publish this for his sake)

Claytona beach is pretty cool and fun to talk to.

by Sopy (pillow) May 23, 2019

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021