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banana fire

One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named Scott.

Google it for a good laugh.
Scott: hurrr durrr banana fire *alight*
Very Scared Girl: Oh my god! Take it off! Takeitoff!!!!!
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
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John's Banana

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.
Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*
by Chittaphon April 28, 2021
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Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.
He really enjoys bruising the banana.
by mal1234 October 30, 2019
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banana slit

When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.
I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.
by MBurns91 February 19, 2012
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banana tease

A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.
"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."
by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008
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poison bananas

a g unit diss rap by the game, cicero, technique and m.o.b
poision bananas are bullets.
i gotta a clip full of poison bananas and a cold hard killer from compton, here monkey monkey!!
by A-Goose May 3, 2006
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holy bananas

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"
by boner bandit April 1, 2008
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