Brian

A person who gets ALL the chicks. A dude with a massive shlong who’s 6,2 and steals your woman meanwhile being slightly homosexual.

that dude is such a Brian. I wish i could be like him

Brian by quilth74 January 19, 2025

Brian

A man with a Long John Flounder Pounder Lip Dipper 360

Roommate: Where were you last night?
Me: Girl, I was at Brian’s

Brian by captainCauldron January 30, 2025

Brian

He is a very stubborn and short king who is caring and lovable and won't notice those qualities, or from what I know. He is strong-minded and is smart.

Brian may be ignorant, but he is not stupid

Brian by jamommaaa March 25, 2025

brian

biggest dih you'll ever encounter

yoo my shi BRIAN level

brian by walkemdownwiththatdrake April 17, 2025

Brian

Reallllllly Conservative almost all of the time

“Oh yeah, Brian just got a new Chevrolet do you like it”?

Brian by Axeywaxeypoo March 29, 2026

Brian

OMG IS DAT DA DOG FROM FAMLY GI

Brian Griffin

Brian by Lexi the v8ydg8yev8u October 19, 2025

Brian

Secret number between 3 and 4.

“ count from 1-5”
“1, 2, 3, brian, 4, 5.”

Brian by Jakek09 August 24, 2025