Awkward Aiden

Awkward Aiden is an upcoming streamer and content creator on Youtube, who is very active and is friends with a slightly larger content creator "Overshine" and less popular content creator DoT. Awkward Aiden plays the game Minecraft and sometimes other games with his friends on the popular website and app, Discord.

Person 1: Dude, did you watch Awkward Aiden stream Bedwars last night?

Person 2: Nah, too busy pissin'

Awkward Aiden by Awkward Aiden Fanboy May 15, 2021

Awkward Turtle 

A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.

Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.

Awkward Turtle by Oy, Nineteen, Eld August 17, 2008

Awkward Platypus 

Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.

To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.

To be used in Awkward Situations

"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus

Awkward Platypus by Matt Embrey February 26, 2009

awkward silence 

an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retarded baby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.

sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."

awkward silence by Kate and Olivia January 10, 2007

Awkward Breakfast 

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

Awkward Breakfast by Bczargirl April 23, 2009

Awkward Aquarium

An awkward turtle moment so intensely huge and uncomfortable that it is like a tankful of awkward turtles.

Wow my old gym teacher tripping and falling straight into my boobs was a real awkward aquarium.

Awkward Aquarium by Awkward_Diva September 28, 2009

Awkward Sunfish 

Used during an awkward situation as the term awkward turtle is used in. Except, the gesture of an awkward turtle looks more so than an awkward sunfish (the fish with a fin on its head, as well as its belly) laying on its side.

"Hi, I'm John. Its great that you agreed to this date, wait a minute, didnt you used to date my twin brother?"
*Awkward Sunfish*

Awkward Sunfish by Baily Rae January 29, 2010