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by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
Get the Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware mug.anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
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A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
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Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?
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Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
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Abarenbou in Digi Charat just totallywreaks havic on everything..see the Christmas special for more (and HUGE) Abarenbou fun!
by NorbJunior November 12, 2003
Get the abarenbou mug.Ebon skinned Empyrean Goddess in Tyrian mythology who wields the elemental powers of earth, air, water, and fire. In Luxon lore, she is associated with fire, and depicted with an elemental sword. In Elysean lore she wields a flame orb or ball of energy. She is part of the divine order of Ariel and represents pure spirit, justice, strength, wisdom, victory, vitality, balance, the four seasons, harvest.
The blessings of the Empyrean Empyrean Goddess Awara aided us in our conflict.
The Luxons Luxon had Awara's elemental sword, and we were defeated in battle.
The Luxons Luxon had Awara's elemental sword, and we were defeated in battle.
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