4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

by Lorf_TheArtist June 23, 2019

counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.

SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.

by spel itt rite April 13, 2006

attractive nusance

When you have to grab someone elses body part because you just can't resist.

"Damn, I didn't mean to grab her ass in the buffet line but her ass was such an attractive nusance"

by Willy Vanilly December 21, 2008

heart attack on a bun

Ultimate cheese burgers filled with enough beef to give you the guaranteed heart attack.

Dude, that super-sized big mac is a freakin heart attack on a bun!

by fry1020 July 24, 2009

ADD attack

When someone is talking and all of a sudden they start talking about something else, numerous times. It's really annoying. This person doesn't necessarily have to be diagnosed with ADD, it was just a one-time thing.

Theo: We need to invent a word.
Emily: k.
Theo: Let's go outside. Oh man can we play the Sims? -picks up a nail file- I have one of these!
Emily: T_T
Theo: I just had like, an ADD attack.
Emily: Let's define that.

by coochiecoochiecoochie346 July 29, 2009

Anal Attacker

A term used to describe a person giving anal sex. Usually used as a term towards gay men, but can also be used as a term used towards someone that loves anal sex.

"Paul over there is an Anal Attacker because he loves giving it to men in the bum. "

by Sweet330 August 14, 2009

Wank Attack

The sudden panic experienced when masterbating and suddenly you hear footsteps nearby or a door opening, or some other indication that you aren't alone. Usually preceded by immediate zipping, minimising, muting and concealing of tissues.

Dude, I had a total wank attack yesterday, I coulda sworn I heard someone coming up the stairs but it was just tiddles, stupid cat.

by Crazy Tosh May 13, 2010