The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc March 7, 2009
Get the Alcoholic Widowmug. A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.
by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014
Get the Alcohol Provision Actmug. A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.
Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020
Get the Alcoholics anonymousmug. by uttam maharjan May 12, 2011
Get the alcohollermug. 
Creature that finds you on a Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, claiming he's a sober driver when he is in no state to be one. Drinks at least 15 alcoholic drinks x 3 a week.
by Kian Jones February 11, 2025
Get the Alcoholicmug.