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First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) 

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.
First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

Alcoholic Unicorn Blood

Another way to say Four Loko.
A funny way to describe Four Loko.
We got a shit load of shit load of ALCOHOLIC UNICORN BLOOD in this mothafucka!

alcohomo 

Person who displays homosexual behavior exclusively when very drunk.
You tried to make out with that other dude when you were drunk man... you're such an alcohomo.
alcohomo by FlanlikePlan June 22, 2009

alcoholic rape 

shoving alcohol down another persons mouth with out their consent.
she got alcoholic raped last night. they did not stop shoving jack down her throat.
alcoholic rape by Master Shifu yoda September 3, 2010

Alcoholic 

An attempt to turn a individual's death wish into a complex disease.
You're really not an alcoholic, you just want to have fun as you slowly commit suicide and you haven't figured out why.
Alcoholic by bushmeatburrito June 10, 2016

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