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Aikel

I have no reason why you would search this. There is literally only one person on Earth named Aikel. But the word Aikel means an ugly brown boy that likes hot pockets.
Ew do you see that ugly brown boy eating hot pockets? That HAS to be an Aikel.
by ew stop looking at my username September 29, 2019
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Angel Speak

A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.

It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.

A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."
by Angelspeaker April 1, 2009
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angel

1. messenger from Heaven
2. a kind, loving person
3. Natural, childlike beauty
4. ethereal disposition
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angel

That guy is a great angel.
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Angela Moment

A moment of absurdity, that it can only be classified as a near death experience. These tragic and unlucky episodes occur quite frequently.
Person A: “Homeslice, I was just chased by a pack of coyotes.”
Person B: “Damn, you just had an Angela moment.”
by TicTacPenis123 April 19, 2022
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By the angel

Term used in Cassandra Clare's Shadowhunters series instead of "Oh my God" or "Jesus Christ"
By the angel, that was close.
by hellohiawesome November 25, 2016
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Wing Ridden Angel

Having loved someone unlike you've loved anybody else. They were your only source of happiness and love and you rid them of their wings. (Break up or divorce)
Boy 1: Hey wasn't she your gf?
Boy 2: She used to be..now she's my wing ridden angel. And I rid her of her wings.
by randomdefinitionsig May 5, 2022
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