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thumb adventures

when a sleep over occurs one male may feel the urges to ram his thumb up his sleeping friends anus (also male)
Lee: "hey Joe do you want to play thumb adventures?"
Joe: " ok, but when i am asleep"
by jim123432123432328 August 2, 2007
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Adventure quest

A 2D turn-based fighting game with endless things to do. Gain exp, buy new weapons and armour, go on epic quests in Dungeons and Castles, get a pet to assist you and so on. Kinda difficult to log on but if you get Guirdianship then you can, Guardianship and AQ rule :)
l33tn00b: OMFG Im gonna go play Wow and spend my money duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Someone else: Or you could start Adventure Quest for free
l33tn00b: Yay
by Shadestealth November 16, 2007
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Advertainment

Advertisement cunningly disguised as entertainment.
by nodelete April 17, 2003
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adventure seeker

Adventure seeker, on an empty street, just an alley creeper, light on his feet.
by CoronaMiracle December 19, 2015
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cyberpunk adventure

A futuristic adventure involving cyberpunk individuals, snatchers, the Internet, and at least one robot with a human personality.
Daniel Buggilstein: eeee i jus tstole ur cred carrd #!!!111
Davo: Oh boy! Now, through some unexplained phenomenon, we can get sucked into our computers and search the dangerous depths of the Internet for the evil Buggilstein and retrieve my purloined credit card! It will be an action-packed cyberpunk adventure of epic proportions!
Luis: Or you could just call and cancel the service.
by HugeBreasticle April 21, 2005
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is an anime. If it is your favorite anime, you are a homosexuals. If you are a male you probably kiss your homies and you may even be a twink, its okay. If you don't like being homosexual, watch Cowboy Bebop. If you watch both you're most likely considered bisexual or pan or you are adequately not straight nor gay. It's okay to deny that you are
Person: What's your favorite anime?
John: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, you?
Person: Cowboy Bebop
John: oh you're hetero that's tough
Person: oh your a homosexual that's tough
by Hisoka M0rrow October 5, 2020
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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Used by the Final Fantasy franchise to corral some customers back. Was originally supposed to be released in the fall 2003, but as of now, downloading it illegally is the only way it can be viewed.

Final Fantasy 7 was the first game in the series to be featured on PlayStation. In a bid to appeal to more gamers, the series deviated from more medieval settings and characters to settings and characters reminiscent of anime, which was gaining popularity around the late 90s. Cloud's spiky hair and superhuman strength reeks of DragonBallZ, Tifa's enormous breasts reek of hentai, and Red XIII's talking animalhood reeks of Pokemon. Consequently, Final Fantasy went from having a fanbase of 1,000 to 1,000,000 overnight.

Compounding the effect was the fact that the internet and online message boards and chats were a new thing, so not only are there new fans, but they can easily converse about Final Fantasy 7, God's gift to gamers and anime aficionados. Eight years pass and the popularity of anime is now at epidemic levels, and Final Fantasy 7 is regarded by many as the best RPG ever. People are crying for a sequel.

Squaresoft is now in a tenuous position. Despite them throwing FF7 references and crossovers in every game, and despite the later titles being more in-synch with earlier titles, people didn't like Final Fantasy 8, 9, X or Tactics for the simple reason that they were not Final Fantasy 7. Everybody wants Final Fantasy 7-2. Square decides to give the fanboys and girls what they want, and Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus and Advent Children go into production. Rumors of a FF7 remake for PS3 are all over the internet. Square is officially in business again.

Advent Children, much as the game that inspired it, is an anime movie. Essentially, it is one long fight scene with a bit of plot mixed in. The only characters with a role are Cloud, Tifa and Vincent. Sephiroth, the main villain, makes a 90 second cameo to fight Cloud, and Red XIII, Cait Sith, Cid, Barret and Yuffie make 90 second cameos to fight Bahamut.

How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.

In short, it's a lot like the game.
If you like anime, you are a loser.

If you think Final Fantasy VII is the best game in the series, then it was obviously your first Final Fantasy and you have no idea what the series is about. You are a loser.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is nothing more than CG anime.

Hence, if you like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, then you are a loser.
by One Half November 9, 2005
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