An Adult Man

You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.

Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

child adult

someone who is 18-20 years old

an 18 year old is a child adult

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Pre adult

People who are not adults Especially teens and pre teens

Pre adults are Dare Devils

by 459395 April 5, 2022

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Teenage-Adult

Eighteen-nineteen year olds represent a 2-year gap when in which they're legally adults but technically also teenagers. This time often overlaps the first two years out of high school. Teenage adults are for the first time entitled to many new legal rights, and subjected to new societal expectations. Unique from other stages of adulthood such as twenties, thirties, ect. in that it only lasts two years as opposed to ten. How many responsibilities this entails varies from person to person and is still influenced by their level of dependance on their family for food, housing, and money.

The Bird family celebrated the 18th birthday of their Teenage-Adult son Chirp by gifting him eviction papers.

by ASinks May 23, 2024

Adult

A person who has almost legal access to all 18+ content.

You can't register on this site without age confirmation, it contains adult content!

by HookUpGeek January 4, 2019