Pad

Pussy ass dick

Dude: did you see that vine where they called Lebron a pad?
Other dude: a pad?
Dude: Yeah. A pussy ass dick

Other dude: OMFG LOL YEAH

by fourever June 29, 2015

Wayne Pad

A word that I made up. Even though Wayne is a guy's name, 'Wayne Pad' can be used for both genders, it doesn't matter.

This word is used for people who are addcited to Wattpad or just use it very often. It describes them as people who are dirty minded, horny, and reads lemons.

Person A: Yo I caught Jeff reading lemons on Wattpad.

Person B: I'm not surprised, he's a Wayne Pad.

by uh wha November 26, 2020

Pad-vy

Being envious of people who have iPads.

Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.

by jurvis December 9, 2011

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023

maxi pads

Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.

"I have him change my tampons and maxi pads, I'm boss af, so I'm not worried about it!"

by Female omnipotence and worship April 18, 2020

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023