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Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.
Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.
by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019
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Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it
Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background
by Deai March 25, 2025
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Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.
Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020
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Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
by Flxke January 20, 2021
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Kobe

A BLACK nIQQA WHO'HAS PLAYED IN THE NBA.
Wow it's kobe
by NOTITTIESTOWATCH January 28, 2020
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Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.
Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.
by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025
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Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way
Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself
by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019
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