Jan 15

go touch someones ass day

if someone get offended tell em

person 1: yo yk what day it is?
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !

by little girl meow January 14, 2024

Janned

When someone loses to a person with less talent than them in their own field.

“Guys I can’t believe I just got Janned by a girl who can’t even sing.” Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 12 episode 7

by Miuver January 27, 2024

Jan gunnar

A Suggs sub slut who loves men

Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar

by Karet2 October 16, 2023

Crackalie jans

A methed out junkie dog wanted in most of south Gippsland. Will suck any cock for rock. Always found in a hottie roarting locals

Did you know Crackalie jans is found in your local meth den with 20-50 men at a time

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023

Jan

Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.

Jan: I’m 178 cm tall!
Any woman: no, you’re not

by irinadalamuie April 23, 2023

Jan

A person with extremely tiny private parts

Girl: Heyyy Jan let me see it
Dude: Here

Girl in mind: wow he must be such a jan

by MrWorld May 8, 2023

Jan 6th

"WhErE pEoPlE dIeD!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "NONONO fuck you Piers, you know goddamn well 'people' didn't die on Jan 6th. ONE person died. Ashley Babbot died. She died for banging on a fucking door. Shot by security. And no it wasn't a riot. There was some shoving outside of the gate and once they got in they meandered about listlessly. People DID go to jail for an inordinate amount of time for walking around in a building their tax dollars paid to build."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023