zen-alcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism. You stay within the field of Zen combining the pleasures of body and mind.

My wife and me, we are zen-alcoholics. It is our zen philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and at dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery, it is just zen.

by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019

Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.

"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"

by Misharita October 15, 2014

Alcoholic

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

milk alcoholic

when you drink a lot of milk - also used for if you don't drink alcohol

I'm a milk alcoholic; all I drink is milk

by isniffroses November 18, 2025

Alcoholic

Vesta Cai

Vesta Cai is the definition of an alcoholic.

by Somethingwhitty May 20, 2022

Alcohol eve

Alcohol eve is the day before valentines day where you drink your heart out so on valentines day your too hungover to realize that your single and lonely

Jeff: tomorrow is alcohol eve!
Ben: we really need to get our lives together

by Idkimjustherefortheride April 5, 2024

Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

by The ZmAc March 7, 2009