One of the most unique, beautiful and talented creatures this world has ever had the pleasure to see. With her mesmerizingly sexy yet classic and jaw dropping looks and a qick draw comedic witt that will leave you wondering "did she just make that up off the top of her head or did a team of accomplished writers spend the last month coming up with that perfect punchline?" She will leave you awestruck if you ever get the privilege to see her in person by her style, visual charm and magnetic personality alone. Often heard yelling one or several of the following phrases: "Yaga", "GANG GANG", "Fug you", "all dick no balls", "Ya mammas a hoe.", "WHOOOO!!", "Ya like it?" or "Gayyyyyy" To name only a few, while flashing the ball gazer. She sux dix like she smokes her cigarettes, all the way to the butt. If you ever get the pleasure to experience her Gawk Gawk game you will be able to die a happy man. She comes off as a hard ass but in fact is one of the kindest, caring and real, A1 since day one! Her name is Jackie Ohh so nice you gotta say it twice Jackie Aufalaught! Aka Ivana boofit
Who is that amazing goddess of a woman over there playing a ukulele with those mesmerizing green eyes and that smile that draws you in like a siren calling a ship into shallow waters? That right there Is the one and only Jackie Aufalaught .
by VanillaSlusH January 03, 2024
by Slobzer November 24, 2021
Jackie Trent is a pilot for Great British Air. Her and Simon Trent, her husband, are the first husband and wife captain team. Unfortunately, Simon had and affair with one of the stewardesses, and the couple have had a stormy relationship ever since. Jackie used to be a dental hygienist, which is different to a dental nurse, but then trained to be a pilot so her and Simon could trust each other more. On a flight 287 to Barcelona, Jackie saw a familiar name on the staff roster, Sally Wicks, the stewardess Simon had an affair with. She then called out Sally, and called her “a home wrecker” and “a slutty slut, slut of the skies”. Despite this, she is still a very caring woman, making food that Simon doesn't like. Jackie is known to try to flirt with the voice commanders during touchdowns. Capt. Jackie Trent is also a lover of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 09, 2019
by AmG88 January 12, 2022
a little boy that likes to drink milk all the time and text his annoying ass girlfriend. likes to beg for nudes and people to carry him in comp games (siege, csgo, etc). basically just a huge man thot.
by Zacky Wacky. June 16, 2020
by John Hanson March 26, 2012