hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.
I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.
by LEE THE MYTH March 14, 2018
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The Hamster

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.
“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.
by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024
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Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
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When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
by Eman Lama Lewis April 01, 2020
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banging hamsters

When two women hump/rub their pussies together.
Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.
by GingerBush79 October 27, 2023
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Sunroof Hamster

A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.
In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.

I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!
by BeeSilvArea February 22, 2024
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Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!
by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023
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