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a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves
son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now
by Lablesss March 7, 2023
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blue link baby

a celebrity or well-known person whose parents are rich and/or also famous, with the implication that this person was able to jumpstart their career by way of their family's wealth.

originally used to describe "indie" musicians who had their parent's money to be able to focus on making music and touring instead of worrying about things like rent or bills, but can describe anyone in their respective field.

the term comes from wikipedia, where a person's family lineage and personal life is shared. the child of a well-known family will often have their parents' names in blue links, implying that their family is already wealthy.
Fallout Boy postures itself as a band that got its start as a no-name emo band, but Pete Wentz is a total blue link baby. His great uncle is Colin Powell for fuck's sake.

Bill Gates would have you think that he started his company from his garage but his dad was on the board of directors at Intel. He's just another blue link baby.
by sadfasdfasdfasdf April 15, 2023
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Quie Link

asian 1: lets Quie Link
asian 2: ok
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Off the link

fun, happening, crazy, exciting, wild
by goldie0611 August 24, 2009
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What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes
*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"
by Coxmeister December 18, 2011
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needs a link

When you want a boy/girl to be with you but not a boy/girlfriend just friends with benefits.(commonly used by fools)
Yo Harry needs a link get at his snapchat
by BANterguy69 April 18, 2017
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texas chain link

A Texas chain link is a line of men, standing naked in a field or gathered anywhere else, side by side, masturbating the man next to him and so on down the line.
I couldn't believe my eyes this morning when I saw a texas chain link outside of the local church.
by Shockaboose July 15, 2017
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