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Zombie Dick

Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.
"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.
Zombie Dick by JakeDaPillowSnake December 1, 2015
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zombie troll

Typically found in online forum threads and in comments sections on various articles and social networks, zombie trolls are dedicated to creating division, chaos, and hostility in discussion threads, often to the point of creating permanent divisions, and influencing other real discussion participants to take the same aggressive and divisive positions, and to create the same chaos and divisions on other threads.

Zombie trolls differ from regular trolls in that they play both sides of discussions in order to start fights. Zombie trolls have multiple social media and other discussion accounts, and use them to incite fights between the sides, often to the point of continuing fights on threads that everyone else has abandoned, meaning that one or more zombie trolls are actually trolling themselves into continuing fake fights.

This is especially prevalent in political discussions, where zombie trolls will use their multiple accounts to play both sides, and make controversial statements known to cause division in an effort to destroy any productive discussions that might be taking place.

Zombie trolls also pose as supporters for candidates during primary contests, where the candidates typically represent similar ideologies, and turn the candidates' real supporters against each other in an effort to create divisions that translate into lower voter turnout for general elections, and victory for the opposing side, which is quite often the zombie troll's preferred side.
Man, those zombie trolls were all over that thread saying that Bernie won the coin flips and that Hillary cheated, and that they won't vote for her if she is nominated. I hope that nobody listens to that thoroughly unproductive and complete and utter pile of zombie troll bullshit, and uses their own brains to think about the consequences for everyone if she loses the general election.

I caught a zombie troll! He attacked his preferred candidate's primary opponent, when the candidate himself went on live national TV and said to support her if he didn't win the nomination. I called it out as unproductive zombie trolling, and reminded everyone of what our candidate really said to do, and then I moved on, because there is no point in having a discussion with a zombie troll who is dedicated to creating chaos and division.
zombie troll by Bbungus October 6, 2016

zombie tea party 

a tea party at cafe after everyone has had a night of heavy drinking
zombie jesse- aaaarrrgggg... the beer

zombie harry- drink... coffe... feel... better...

zombie baxter- my coffe tastes like beer... this defintly is a zombie tea party
zombie tea party by undead hybusa January 8, 2008

zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
zombie check by hex_ten January 28, 2006

Zombie leg  

When you get an erection while you are walking, and startwalking like a zombie because of it.
mate i saw dis well fit bird last night and got a zombie leg walkin past her.
Zombie leg by besti76 May 31, 2007

zombie bukkake 

When a massive swarm of the undead knocks you down, surrounds you completely, and abuses you endlessly with aggressive and vehement exertions until you are limp and thoroughly dead yourself. Since you're on the ground, your head is roughly at level with the zombies' decaying bollocks.

Don't let this happen to you.
Brad was an unfortunate victim of zombie bukkake when he accidentally attracted the zombies' attention. His heartwrenching cries could be heard from the overwhelming mass of the dead.
zombie bukkake by lolology March 31, 2009

Zombie Thread

A forum thread that has been dead for over a week and then out of nowhere some asshole brings it back to life.
This thread wont die!!!!!!
Damn zombie thread!
Zombie Thread by Ormsby<3 June 21, 2011