Nipple Zest

When one decides this Sunday afternoon is glorious enough for a jog, and in ones haste to pursue this thought, overlooks the necessity of a Brassiere, chaffing can often occur. When such chaffing transpires, one is left with sore and flaky areoli. The dry skin of the flaky areoli IS the Nipple Zest.....some say the zest of the nipple. Either way it hurts like a mother bitch. The moral of this story is ALWAYS wear a Bra on a Sunday afternoon.

Instructions on Sports Bra
'to avoid Nipple Zest, wear this garment!'

John: 'No Shirley, I shall not lick your nipples, I am highly allergic to Nipple Zest, and unless you wish to sit in the emergency room with me for the next 5 hours i suggest you suck my cock. Oh No! I forgot that you are allergic to Piney Porridge!'

by A. Delirious - Student April 24, 2008

zest

herpes, genital herpes or crabs

Yo, Deena has some crazy zest going on.

by guavaman3000 November 14, 2012

Zestab

A person that is being diffacult to deal with someone that rubs you the wrong way

If someone gives you a hard time, that you do not deserve, they are being a Zestab
same thing as a Jerk

by Charlie Dick June 12, 2005

Zesting

When your cat goes absolutely mental for half an hour at 8pm on the dot every night.

"Look at Coco Zesting up and down the stairs again! She goes totes mentz at 8pm every night!"

by Wp1981 March 5, 2019

sexual zest

A man driving a car jerking off whilst eating a lemon right before he cums he has a heart attack

One mans sexual zest is another mans 20 car pile up.

by sugargirrl420 July 5, 2016

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

Zest

The feeling or act of being sick from too much drinking. A way to describe when you feel sick and need to throw up or describing the actual act of blowing chunks.

Dam I feel zest from last nights party.
Everyone ended up sick last night, total ZEST FEST.
Did you hear about Denise? She drank 3 fourties and zested all over my floor!
Dam Im f***ed up I think im gonna zest.

by Filthy Negro June 12, 2011