Yogurt

Very good for you, healthy, and nutritious. Anyone who thinks yogurt is bacteria is a fucking gooofball.

Yogurt is so good for you man!

by Carbrajeddyl September 6, 2021

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

Yogurt

How to say hello to a friend named gurt

John: yogurt
Gurt: yo

by ff69 May 18, 2025

Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.

"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."

by lulucio March 27, 2025

yogurt girl

A girl who swallows cum after a guy uses flavored lube. (Such as blueberry or strawberry)

Bianca is such a yogurt girl, she swallows whenever a guy uses strawberry flavored lube.

by SpoderAndSpodette January 4, 2018

Yogurt

The best player you can ever play with, mass reflect kicks, insta kick , Rich, Handsome carrying everyone.

Ohhh i wish i was a yogurt.

by Yogurtisthebest March 12, 2019

Yogurt Male

A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.

A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.

Being a Yogurt Male, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din #ManofYogurt

by nurakid436 June 17, 2025