Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin April 22, 2018
Get the Cold Windmug. by Wind up March 9, 2022
Get the Wind upmug. Mark keeps saying every other day that he's moving back to Washington to find a job. I asked my Mom today if he moved yet, she said... "he's a wind blower , he's all talk!!"
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
Get the wind blowermug. loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"
"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"
or...
"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"
or...
"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"
by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008
Get the ohmigosh winds mug. by Franklin Stanford May 3, 2008
Get the wind bombsmug. A derivative of the phrase, "Blowin' in the wind," which itself was coined by singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in his hit song of the same name. Whereas people use the original phrase to respond to profound societal and political questions, "Wankin' in the wind" is used in situations where the answer to a question is so painfully obvious that even someone foolish enough to masturbate in public would be able to answer it.
Person #1: When's the Fourth of July?
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
Person #2: Bro, you serious? The answer is wankin' in the wind!
Person #3: Arnold, did you hear that dumbass Barry in math class today?
Person #4: No! What'd he say?
Person #3: Dude, he asked the teacher what 30/6 is.
Person #4: HAH! Holy shit, what a moron. The answer was wankin' in the wind!
by Like, An Actual Linguist July 1, 2017
Get the wankin' in the windmug. Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!
by trendyboy May 8, 2018
Get the brown windmug.