Fellsmere Wiener Swap

When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.

“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”

by Swivel mi timbers February 10, 2023

wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017

Wiener-snip-zel

A German vasectomy

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.

by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020

wiener butt

someone who is acting rather wiener butt

john is being a real wiener butt right now ugh

by avocado721 July 7, 2025

he wiener

When your not manly enough to say he penis or when autocorrect fucks up and your friends won’t drop it

Me: Damn I think I hurt he wiener
Friends: hE wIeNeR

by Ijustmadethisfornoreason October 28, 2019

Wiener-spliener

A synonym of “Butterflies” used to describe the tingly feeling in your lower belly, often felt while scared for example while on a roller coaster or standing above a great fall.

“I just got the wiener-splieners while we were high up there.”

“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”

by Person that invented spinty. July 22, 2025