Tennessee Whiskey

A common sex routine involving a woman with a yeast infection urinating into the mouth of her lover.

Guy 1: "I wanted to try something new with her, and it was going so well until she pissed in my mouth."
Guy 2: "I think she gave you Tennessee Whiskey."

by NotKrowe October 1, 2022

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

Whiskey cum

When someone drinks too much and cannot achieve organism during inter course.

I took 1 too many shots of tequila and could not bust a nut for the life of me. “Sorry baby, I totally have whiskey cum”

by Rfits79 February 12, 2022

Whiskey-Nick

When you celebrate an accomplishment by drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, eating an edible, smoking a cigar, devouring your entire pantry, and then proceed to vomit and diarrhea all over the house.

“Man, Last night I finished the remodel and whiskey-nicked all over the bathroom walls. I’m never drinking Jack Daniels again.”

by martymcfly713 April 30, 2021

Whiskey leaks

When you have had so much to drink that you end up spilling very important classified information that you should have never spoken about.

That bitch Brenda was so wasted and got a case of the whiskey leaks at happy hour. She told Carrie about her affair with Stacy and how she really got her promotion.

by the rug slug May 10, 2017

Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.

I was out last night drinking past 2am overthinking about my ex because I got the Whiskey Blues.

by Tanner Adell April 10, 2024

on stump whiskey

A term used to define moonshine during the days of prohibition. Moonshiners would stash their whiskey in tree stumps. This kept it safely hidden from the long arm of the law. These days, any whiskey over 100 proof (50% alcohol) is considered stump whiskey because of its strong intoxicating effect.

From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.

by The SlangSmith May 23, 2024